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Why "Breathin' Orange Fire"

Presumably like all baseball fans, childhood memories of watching the hometown team are seared into my memory. Near the top of my head are the advertising slogans the Astros used to sell the team, and the cheesy song's that went along with them.

Sometime in the early '80's, the Astros had a song in their advertisement:

Here come the Astros, burnin' with desire.
Here come the Astros, breathin' orange fire.

The chorus said "Astros Number 1."

Even at a young age, I couldn't figure out why it was necessarily good for the Astros to be "breathin' orange fire." While this could help offensive linemen in football and post players in basketball, this skill seems more dubious in baseball.

Just remember, the blog name could be worse. One of the Astros' slogans/songs was "Astros Baseball: Who Says It's Only a Game?" I always answered "I do."


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PlaysByEar said…
Good point about the fire breathing ability. They'd really need close physical contact with players of the opposing team for that to be useful. And that's why baseball sucks--it doesn't help relieve latent homosexual desires, whereas watching or participating in other contact sports does accomplish this.

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February 7, 2005 at 4:27 PM
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